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McSweeney's
Welcome to WeStillWork, The Nursing Home For People Who Can't Afford to Retire (June 2025)
HR Pulls Your Kid in For a Performance Improvement Plan on Take Your Child to Work Day (April 2024)
I'm the String Lights in Your Room, and No, You Don't Have Your Life Together (May 2020)
The Belladonna
How Dare You Sit At a Coffee Shop Table With Access to An Outlet And Not Use It (June 2025)
Daily Itinerary of a Middle Schooler in 2007 Who Clearly Loves Her Handwriting (February 2025)
Sunblock Bingo for Pasty People (June 2024)
Team USA Is Proud of Our New Women's Track Uniforms: A Birthday Suit With a Nike Logo Sharpied On (April 2024)